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Local Print By Locals

"Free" on the flier rack!
“Free” on the flier rack!

[Printed Matter]

When Fliers Ruled

by Reviewer Rob

So I was at Gelato Vero on India and Washington last night for a quick cup of scooped espresso and picked up a Soda Bar schedule for November. The “FREE” on its nominal folded cover is what caight my eye. Well of course it’s free, it’s on a flier rack. But it reminded me of a small 90’s zine or chapbook. Gelato Vero is one of those last standing places in town with a reliable flier rack that has room for newsprint magazines. Only a few years ago after handsets took over there were still flier and zine racks in almost every shop and bar. Not now. I was driving up Fifth Avenue yesterday afternoon after some business downtown and was about to turn right on the corner near where Off The Record used to be (they used to have the ALL TIME BEST ZINE AND ALT-PUB RACK EVER) and stopped at that Greek food place across from Buffalo Exchange. No more zine and flier racks in Flashbacks and Buffalo Exchamge anymore either. WTF? Fliers and zines still rule over digital media. When someone takes the time to design, make, print, and distribute a flier… you know there’s substance there that the average keyboard jockey clicking a mouse over a screen doesn’t have, or doesn’t want to put out. I mourn the loss of the flier and zine rack. I also salute those stalwart venues that still maintain them. You guys rule. We need to bring back the zine rack. Russian socio-political engineers would find fixing an election much more difficult, I bet, if local media was still dominated by locals.

  Soda Bar flier. Check out the music genre legend. The symbol for Indie music is a pair of black-rimmed glasses. lol
Soda Bar flier. Check out the music genre legend. The symbol for Indie music is a pair of black-rimmed glasses. lol
Closeup of the Soda Bar schedule's genre legend. Instructions for the music scene novice. Know your tunes!
Closeup of the Soda Bar schedule’s genre legend. Instructions for the music scene novice. Know your tunes!
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The Falcon – Free To The Girls, $200 For The Guys

[Products]

Maximizing Your Profits

Camming With “The Falcon”

product debut by Reviewer Rob

This is a new product they said was called “The Falcon” that was revealed and discussed in the Novelties symposium class thing that the people from the website Clips4Sale had on the last day of AEE 2015. The talk was called “1000s Of Ways Make Money On The Internet,” or maybe it was “… Ways To Make Money In Porn.” I could look it up right now but don’t want to.

Anyways, these machines are planned to be marketed to the webcam set and the guy said they’d be free to the webcam girls and about $200 to the members. They’re designed to attach to body parts like hands or genitalia so member can virtually “have sex with the girl” from remote, they said.

It’s supposed to really maximize the profits for the girls by letting them charge many times more per minute or however they bill their members, because hey they’re getting to “fuck” them instead of just watch them toy themselves with a dildo, I guess.

Imagine if you had a bevy of headline cam models that were also big-name porn stars and they were under contract to stay with your website and you could sell these Falcon remote sex fuckers to members and have “Win Ten Minutes With The Cam Model Of Your Choice” contests or raffles. You’d get rich, 4 shore.

"The Falcon" ?
“The Falcon” ?