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Lev Six The Marijuana Apologist

[Cannabis Reviewer]

Lev Six The Marijuana Apologist Rides the Train To See Doctor Anti-Weed

Lev Six on the train to the marijuana doctor. Well, actually on the way to the anti-marijuana doctor.
On The Ride Over: “This lady passed out drunk on the trolley on my way to the doctor. My only act of compassion is to not film how funny it is. I am with her and six rent-a-cops. She is resisting arrest so hard as I type this. Hahahah.”

Lev, dialog after riding the train to the doctor’s office:

by Lev Six

When I am seeking medical treatment and a neocon starts espousing useless lies to me, I will go off every fucking time! Yes, I have a disorder; I am allergic to idiots. Watch, she is going to refuse to have me as her patient on the next visit and assign me to another doctor. U mad, bro?

Doctor: Do you smoke marijuana?

Me: Yes, it is my medicine.

Doctor [angrily]: It is still illegal.

Me: So is collecting rainwater in some parts of the country.

Doctor [frustrated]: I guess there is no chance I can talk you out of your addiction?

Me: Zero.

Doctor: It can impair the motivational centers in your brain. It will kill all of your motivation eventually…

Me: I spent 2 hours on the bus and trolley to get to your location on the fringes of El Cajon.

Doctor: It can hamper your cognitive abilities. How long have you been smoking?

I was biting my lip and trying not to laugh, I couldn’t believe the bullshit she was feeding me.

Me: 25 years. You’re still trying to talk me out of smoking, by the way, even though I said you can’t.

The doctor began typing, red-faced and angry. She remained silent, whaling away at her keyboard for 2 minutes.

Me: I bet I can type faster than you when I am high.

The doctor kept typing, presumably diagnosing me with some variety of mental disorder.

Me: I can write better than you when I am high, too.

I lost it and started laughing.

Doctor: Okay, next question…

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Meeting Slipknot in San Diego. Not really.

Celebrity Culture In A Predatory Economic System

from Lev Six

In today’s episode of social-guerrilla warfare, we have a case of a woman who was tricked into flying across the country to meet an amazing band…

I am the Director of Social Services for a major charity and have an office in downtown San Diego that serves the nation’s third largest homeless population. I have an open door policy and all of the hard cases are referred to me by other agencies. I maintain one of the largest caseloads in San Diego County and depend upon a small staff of volunteers. I assist an average of one person every 5 minutes. I provide too many services to list but some examples include counseling, housing referrals, free prescription eyeglasses, food, employment training, clothing, and blankets. I deal with everyone from the chronically homeless to veterans on pension who can’t make ends meet.

Today I received the following call while a schizophrenic man was dancing in my lobby:

Woman (elderly voice): Hi, I have called every agency in San Diego looking for help… my daughter is trapped in San Diego. I live in Pennsylvania and she is stranded on the streets until Saturday.

Me: Is she mentally ill or a substance abuser? Could you please elaborate on how she arrived here then became homeless?

Woman: I…I…you need to understand she is a good person…she is not one of the homeless…this has never happened before…

Me: You can be homeless and a good person, I believe that many people are homeless because they are too kind and don’t understand how to survive within a predatory economic system.

Woman: Well…yeah…ok. My daughter…I am so concerned… ::breaks down sobbing::

Me: It’s ok, m’am. I will do whatever I can to help if at all possible.

Woman: Oh thank you, thank you. You’re wonderful.

Me: Go ahead, tell me what happened.

Woman: Well, someone convinced her that she won a vacation to tour with Slipknot and she flew out to meet the band.

Me: REALLY? WOW!

Woman: Yeah, it wasn’t real. They said everything would be paid for. She really believed ::sobbing:: that she was going to live the rock star lifestyle! People are so cruel. She asked her 4 children if they minded if she spent her income tax return to buy a round-trip ticket to San Diego and they agreed. They said, “Yes, mom, go follow your dream!” When she arrived and went to Slipknot’s address, the occupants had no idea what she was talking about. She is stuck there until she flies home on Saturday.

Me: Oh, I am so sorry she got tamed by a Slipknot hoax. That is so upsetting and tragic.

Woman: I know, it is just awful! ::sobbing::

Me: Okay, well I can try to get her into a women’s shelter. Does she need food?

I had to meet this victim to complete my day.

Me: I can give her a bag of groceries if you send her to my office.

Woman: Oh, God bless you! You are an angel! I will send her right over.

Her daughter walked into my office an hour later and she looked about 60 despite being my age. She had a lot of teeth missing from obvious crystal meth abuse.

Me: Oh, hi honey. Are you the one whose mother called? I am so sorry you got tricked.

Woman: I did something really stupid, I feel so dumb.

Me (in radio announcer voice): Well don’t worry, I am not from the government and I am here to help.

I gave her a bag of groceries and successfully got her into a women’s shelter after making a few phone calls.

My main problem is that now I feel compelled to buy a Slipknot album and autograph it pretending I am the band members then mail it to her anonymously. I would like to create a fake record label letterhead and write the following message:

Dear ____________,

We heard about your trip out here and we’re so sorry about what happened. Please accept our gift as a taste of the amazing MTV lifestyle.

Keep on rockin’,
Slipknot, at Hollywood, Los Angeles, California.

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The World According To Lev Six: Snowden Charged

[Opinion]

Espionage Charges Filed Against The Booz Allen Hamilton Traitor

The Other Shoe Drops For Edward Snowden

By Lev Six

Fuck yeah, America! We need to devour taxpayer resources to punish this asshole! The citizenry is in control. Yeah, really. True story. Snowden exposed illegal spying and now he is being charged with spying. If you don’t understand the reality we’re living in yet, you’re utterly blind. Those of us who are willing to sacrifice our lives, whether figuratively or literally, understand the courage it takes to face down the flaws of the world’s last superpower. I hope he escapes. If not, we are Legion. Get on board or fuck off.

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Reflected on this post is Lev’s comments regarding the recent developments in the Edward Snowden/Booz Allen Hamilton domestic spying scandal that has rocked Obama’s Administration, from his personal Facebook page. It was accompanied by THIS LINK on CNN’s website.]

Edward Snowden's recognizable image displayed on a Hong Kong street.
Edward Snowden’s recognizable image displayed on a Hong Kong street.
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Mayan Calendar Death Watch Extreme Futurists

Extreme Futurist Fest

End Of The World, 2012

If you’re in Los Angeles right now you might want to stop by 451 South Buadry Avenue and witness the end of the world in style with the extremists at the Extreme Futurist Fest where they’re having sex in tents.

Okay – we don’t have proof of that, but “Red Pill Journalist” and informer to The Illuminati Lev Six is there. We’ve been posting his words here on the Press blog for a few weeks. He’s with novelist/alt-writer Lisa Crystal Carver in her display…

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