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CannabisReviewer.com Cashing Out

[Domain 4sale]

Emerging Markets and the Cannabis Business

by Reviewer Rob

I’m selling my CannabisReviewer.com domain bundled with the .net and .org.

I’ve owned them for a number of years and were planning to develop them when the weed market was emerging, but I don’t have the time for it now. Cannabis is preparing to be legal in the United States soon and even now there’s other people who can use the name “Cannabis Reviewer” to greater capitalization. Once Washington D.C. removes it from the list of Schedule One drugs the gold rush will truly begin. Some enterprising entrepreneur out there will score with the site.

Godaddy will be facilitating with this sale, and their appraised value of the three names comes to about $5,000. So that’ll be the starting price. If I have to sit on them for a while I will. I’ve been paying for their registration all these years, a little longer won’t matter.

Interested parties can contact me at cannabisreviewer@reviewermagazine.com.

Cannabis sativa drawing by Koehler
Cannabis sativa drawing by Koehler
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Lev Six The Marijuana Apologist

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Lev Six The Marijuana Apologist Rides the Train To See Doctor Anti-Weed

Lev Six on the train to the marijuana doctor. Well, actually on the way to the anti-marijuana doctor.
On The Ride Over: “This lady passed out drunk on the trolley on my way to the doctor. My only act of compassion is to not film how funny it is. I am with her and six rent-a-cops. She is resisting arrest so hard as I type this. Hahahah.”

Lev, dialog after riding the train to the doctor’s office:

by Lev Six

When I am seeking medical treatment and a neocon starts espousing useless lies to me, I will go off every fucking time! Yes, I have a disorder; I am allergic to idiots. Watch, she is going to refuse to have me as her patient on the next visit and assign me to another doctor. U mad, bro?

Doctor: Do you smoke marijuana?

Me: Yes, it is my medicine.

Doctor [angrily]: It is still illegal.

Me: So is collecting rainwater in some parts of the country.

Doctor [frustrated]: I guess there is no chance I can talk you out of your addiction?

Me: Zero.

Doctor: It can impair the motivational centers in your brain. It will kill all of your motivation eventually…

Me: I spent 2 hours on the bus and trolley to get to your location on the fringes of El Cajon.

Doctor: It can hamper your cognitive abilities. How long have you been smoking?

I was biting my lip and trying not to laugh, I couldn’t believe the bullshit she was feeding me.

Me: 25 years. You’re still trying to talk me out of smoking, by the way, even though I said you can’t.

The doctor began typing, red-faced and angry. She remained silent, whaling away at her keyboard for 2 minutes.

Me: I bet I can type faster than you when I am high.

The doctor kept typing, presumably diagnosing me with some variety of mental disorder.

Me: I can write better than you when I am high, too.

I lost it and started laughing.

Doctor: Okay, next question…