Jessica Delfino’s News Roundup

Today (slash yesterday) in the news, Katy Perry is on every music blog in the world for having dissed her ex high school crush Shane Lopes in front of an audience. Somebody get me her publicist. I wrote a song about this years ago. It’s called Boner For Me. Google it.

Furthermore, politicians have forced Craigslist to shut down it’s sex ads section. Kind of shooting themselves in the foot, isn’t it? Where are they gonna go to get sex now? Oh, yeah, the back of any city weekly. JK, tax dollars pay for their aides to take care of that stuff for them.

And finally, Autotune the News has come up with a new hit leaving us all asking ourselves, dude, where’s my koran? You’re welcome. Happy Thursday!

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