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The Acropolis Food Review, PDX

[Food Review]

The Acropolis, Portland, Oregon

by Reviewer Rob

[Origninally posted on Instagram 10-30-16]

Man, That was so RAD! I’m here in PDX for the weekend on super secret Reviewer business and was hungry for a big filling dinner so I stopped into this roadside steakhouse called the Acropolis because it looked cool and then it’s an amazing stealth strip joint DISGUISED as a restaurant. They not only have three big stages with a bevy of insanely hot naked strippers, they also have over five dozen beers on tap!!!

The 8 ounce steak dinner (the waitress brought me a plate with what looked like TWO six ouncers on it, perfectly cooked) was only $7, so with the five buck door fee you’re only in for twelve before beers and tips. I spent more than that of course because I was wearing a t-shirt that referenced my hometown so I had to tip like a Shriner on Bangkok vacation. Worth it! Sometimes you go to a new place and it’s like okay that was interesting but I don’t really need to go back.;With this it’s more like where I’d like to not only return but I’d bring friends and buy lunch or dinner for people I want to really impress.

And did I mention the girls here are FULLY NUDE insanely HOT AND LIKE TO GET REAL CLOSE AND NASTY?! WOOOOOOOOO ?!?!?!?!? !!!! @ # $

My dinner, shot by with (with permission from my waitress, that's her receipt book tucked in her pocket above the table).

My dinner, shot by me (with permission from my waitress, that’s her receipt book tucked in her pocket above the table).

The Acropolis (photo from Google image search)

The Acropolis (photo from Google image search)

The Acropolis (photo from Google image search)

The Acropolis (photo from Google image search)

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