{"id":707,"date":"2009-06-10T03:12:25","date_gmt":"2009-06-10T10:12:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/reviewermag.com\/press\/?p=707"},"modified":"2009-06-11T02:24:34","modified_gmt":"2009-06-11T09:24:34","slug":"naomi-elizabeth-electronica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/reviewermag.com\/press\/2009\/06\/10\/naomi-elizabeth-electronica\/","title":{"rendered":"“I Wanna Be Bad” by Naomi Elizabeth, electronica (?) review"},"content":{"rendered":"

Congrats, baby<\/h1>\n

1-song demo<\/h3>\n

Review by Harry Geezer<\/p>\n

This has got to be the single most horrible track of music I have ever been required to review. Everything about “I Wanna Be Bad” by Naomi Elizabeth sucked: from its off-key vocals singing of these pathetic lyrics a retard could pen, to the sappy Chinatown plink-machine backing that had projectile vomit squirting out my ears. She wants to be bad, she says. Yay, success!<\/p>\n

The sexy retro-art-trash images on the myspace page might pull you in, like it did with me. Just be prepared for the disappointing bait-and-switch. There’s really not much to see here and much less to listen to. This is a poorman’s Britney Spears, minus the dancing and any and all singing talent.<\/p>\n

Thankfully it was the only song on this disc. Oh wait, there was a second CD in the package. Gah!<\/p>\n

Below, images from myspace.com\/naomielizabet on 7\/10\/09.<\/h5>\n

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Congrats, baby 1-song demo Review by Harry Geezer This has got to be the single most horrible track of music I have ever been required to review. Everything about “I Wanna Be Bad” by Naomi Elizabeth sucked: from its off-key vocals singing of these pathetic lyrics a retard could pen, to the sappy Chinatown plink-machine backing that had projectile vomit […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[573],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-707","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3177,"url":"https:\/\/reviewermag.com\/press\/2010\/11\/03\/cd-review-i-wanna-be-famous-by-jessica-delfino\/","url_meta":{"origin":707,"position":0},"title":"CD review: I Wanna Be Famous, by Jessica Delfino","author":"admin","date":"November 3, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Jessica Delfino I Wanna Be Famous Jessica is a NYC scenester who appears to take her cues from the early-mid-1990\u2019s DIY fanzine and punkrock movement. 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