{"id":584,"date":"2005-03-13T18:54:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-13T18:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/docwiggly.wordpress.com\/2005\/03\/13\/monday-morning-test-results-on-a-sunday\/"},"modified":"2005-03-13T18:54:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-13T18:54:00","slug":"monday-morning-test-results-on-a-sunday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/reviewermag.com\/press\/2005\/03\/13\/monday-morning-test-results-on-a-sunday\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday morning test results on a Sunday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/www.risingstarkaraoke.com\/monday_test.html<br \/>\nPass it on.<\/p>\n<p>My results were:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The Monday Morning Test Results<br \/>\n(better than any IQ test)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Your Score: 10 out of 11<br \/>\nYour Rating: Wow! Come to work for us!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Now Here&#8217;s the Twist;<br \/>\nYour answers not only can tell your current intelligence,<br \/>\nbut the combination can also forcast your upcoming love life:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Your Projected Love Life: Your love life is mediocre<br \/>\nRemember you must pass this page on to at least 5 people.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;0-4 People: We know you have no friends, don&#8217;t look for anything good in your life<br \/>\n5-10: Your life will take a sudden turn for good in the next 2 weeks<br \/>\n11-20: Your love life now multiplied by your score<br \/>\n20 or more: Your life is guaranteed to get much better in the next week or less!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<br \/>\nHow the heck can they tell about my love life from this &#8220;test?&#8221; You mean I would have a better love life had I gotten the pill question right? Pleh!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/www.risingstarkaraoke.com\/monday_test.html Pass it on. My results were: &#8220;The Monday Morning Test Results (better than any IQ test) &#8220;Your Score: 10 out of 11 Your Rating: Wow! Come to work for us! &#8220;Now Here&#8217;s the Twist; Your answers not only can tell your current intelligence, but the combination can also forcast your upcoming love life: &#8220;Your Projected Love Life: Your love [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-archive"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":15320,"url":"https:\/\/reviewermag.com\/press\/2018\/07\/12\/is-it-fascism-yet\/","url_meta":{"origin":584,"position":0},"title":"Is It FASCISM Yet?","author":"Reviewer Rob","date":"July 12, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"When Is It Enough? \"Fascism does not need a majority \u2013 it typically comes to power with about forty percent support and then uses control and intimidation to consolidate that power.\" Reposted from the Facebook feed of Paul Kaufman July 7 at 8:21 PM Fintan O'Toole wrote this yesterday in\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;archive&quot;","block_context":{"text":"archive","link":"https:\/\/reviewermag.com\/press\/category\/archive\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":20311,"url":"https:\/\/reviewermag.com\/press\/2025\/02\/17\/hardware-store-product-review-jb-weld-hammer-test\/","url_meta":{"origin":584,"position":1},"title":"[hardware store product review] JB Weld hammer test","author":"admin","date":"February 17, 2025","format":false,"excerpt":"[hardeness test] JB Weld, the Steel Stick Video Review: JB Weld ball gets smacked by a hammer by Reviewer Rob This hammer test didn't turn out as well as I expected. 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