{"id":558,"date":"2008-12-15T22:39:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-15T22:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/docwiggly.wordpress.com\/2008\/12\/15\/the-northeasts-a-bitch\/"},"modified":"2008-12-15T22:39:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-15T22:39:00","slug":"the-northeasts-a-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/reviewermag.com\/press\/2008\/12\/15\/the-northeasts-a-bitch\/","title":{"rendered":"The Northeast&#039;s A Bitch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/www.reviewermagazine.com\/lisacarver\/newenglandpoweroutage.html<\/p>\n<h1>The Northeast&#8217;s A Bitch<\/h1>\n<h3>By Lisa Carver<br \/>\n(as reported to Reviewer Rob)<\/h3>\n<p><i>So I call Lisa Carver in Dover, New Hampshire, on her cellphone and leave a voicemail. Some time later I receive a series of matter of fact texts that describe the serious conditions of the northeast&#8217;s power blackout during one of the coldest ice-storms in recent history. http:\/\/Weather.com has a function in its mobile version where I can easily see the current temperature of the north pole, as reported at Barrow, Alaska, on my Blackberry, and it said the temperature there was 21-degrees fahrenheit, while Dover was 18 at mid-afternoon on the 13th. ~Reviewer Rob<\/i><\/p>\n<p>:::<\/p>\n<p>Dec 13, 2008<br \/>\n2:23:50 PM<br \/>\nHi. No computer, no landline, and iPhone runs out of battery quick from car charger. No gas stations working around here, so can\u2019t run much. Got a low vo<\/p>\n<p>2:23:54 PM<br \/>\nltage generator for just enough heat that the pipes don\u2019t freeze and burst. Sump pump in basement broke down. Flooded. Hotels all booked up. Metal frame<\/p>\n<p>2:24:00 PM<br \/>\nswingset smashed in two. Fallen trees everywhere, live wires. They\u2019re not expecting power to return for days more. Eight degrees last night! We put a pow<\/p>\n<p>2:24:04 PM<br \/>\ner inverter on the fish tank so they don\u2019t die, but they\u2019re very sluggish, and one seems in a coma. The northeast\u2019s a bitch!<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n(I text back, asking her how her kids are handling this.)<br \/>\n<\/b><br \/>\n2: 52:50 PM<br \/>\nKids are doing much better than the fish are. We can pile blankets on humans. I don\u2019t know what all the single moms on Section 8 down the street are doin<\/p>\n<p>2:52:54 PM<br \/>\ng. We were just lucky that there was enough gas in my fellow\u2019s car that he could get to Massachusetts where his little generator was stored. There are no<\/p>\n<p>2:52:57 PM<br \/>\nmore flashlights, candles, or batteries at the stores. Of course no generators or inverter left either. Lots of roads are closed off dye (sic) to live wires,<\/p>\n<p>2:53:01 PM<br \/>\nso some people can\u2019t get to friends or relatives who do have power. It\u2019s been down for almost 24 hours now. A road crew picked up the 100 year old evergr<\/p>\n<p>2:53:05 PM<br \/>\neen that was felled by the weight of the ice and was blocking our driveway, but I haven\u2019t seen a single power crew out. They\u2019re doing the hospitals, PDs<\/p>\n<p>2:53:08 PM<br \/>\nand fire stations first, but all those people have generators. The poor people are freezing to death!<\/p>\n<p>Dec 14, 2008<b><br \/>\nI text Lisa:<br \/>\n9:31:04 AM<br \/>\nHow are you today? Can you make a fire anywhere?<\/p>\n<p>9:36:20 AM<br \/>\nIs the power back on yet?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Lisa responds:<br \/>\n9:38:06 AM<br \/>\nNo power probably till Thursday or Friday. No fire, but little generator allows for two hours of heat at a time. I am writing your dispatches\u2014will send<\/p>\n<p>9:38:08 AM<br \/>\n(with photos) when electricity comes back.<\/p>\n<p>Dec 15, 2008<b><br \/>\nI ask:<br \/>\n8:53:50 AM<br \/>\nHow are you cooking food???<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Lisa responds, briefly:<br \/>\n8:53:18 AM<br \/>\nI\u2019m not.<\/p>\n<p>:::<br \/>\n<i><br \/>\nYou&#8217;d think that with all the money we&#8217;ve spent on bailing out Wall Street, and all the money we&#8217;re going to spend on Detroit, not to mention the war for oil in Iraq, that we could do more for the infrastructure of the oldest states in the Union. <\/i><\/p>\n<h5>Below: Lisa Carver, photographed in warmer climes at the Che Cafe in San Diego, 2006, by Reviewer Rob.<\/h5>\n<p><img><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/www.reviewermagazine.com\/lisacarver\/newenglandpoweroutage.html The Northeast&#8217;s A Bitch By Lisa Carver (as reported to Reviewer Rob) So I call Lisa Carver in Dover, New Hampshire, on her cellphone and leave a voicemail. 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