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<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"And Now, The News<\/p>\n
by Ed Coonce<\/p>\n
Katie and Tom. Tom and Katie. Katie Katie Katie. Fluffy vermin. Tom jackhammer justice riot flame. Katie. Tom. Katietom or maybe Tommykate. Fandango castle fans outstretched and breaking apart deadly. Tom. Fill \u2018er up, Katie. Katie, Katie. Tom Tom do the Tom Tom. Fill er up Katie. Doo wop a Tom Tom. Since last Thursday Tom Tom doo wop Katie Katie. Katie Katie doo wop a doo doo a hair doo.
\n\tGrand master El Pinche presides doo wop and Katie. Busing down Grandma\u2019s flight Tom. Mother\u2019s brief digitalis conundrum sparking wide pain Katie \u2018n Tom.
\n\tI doo, you doo we doo doo Tom Katie Katie Tom happy.<\/p>\n
\tWe\u2019ll be right back after this break.<\/p>\n
\tIraq deadly mines dead cranky river punch. Piss on punch. Last man stands, loses doo doo. Katietom. President voices listen get in deep plus pitchfork doo. Plane blast kicks doo wop all over the House. Gets an opinion. Tankard full. Snuff film adjutant said, \u201c…firth and forth possibly under the the flip side\u201d. Job for Katie or Tom. Tom Tom Katietom. Bomb, bomb Katietom. Doo wop a bomb bomb, Katietom.<\/p>\n
\tElswhere…<\/p>\n
\tHave you ever bling bling dingaling? Corporate bling a bling dingaling doo wop a doo doo. United Artists doo doo wop a bling bling dingaling Tom Tom. Tom Tom Katie Katie doo wop a bling bling Katietom. As with nothing fur lined movie, vicissitudes, I hurt in Mercury\u2019s orbital fuzz. Fuzz buzz. Fuzzy Wuzzy doo doo. Doo wop a bling bling. Tom doo fuzzy buzz wop a doo doo bling. Katie bling fuzz buzz doo doo wop a bling bling dingaling ring. United artistic fuzz a doo doo. Katietom approval. Katie Katie Tom Tom.
\n\tKatie.
\n\tTom.
\n\tNew movie shock kill bam a lam a doo doo bling bling dingaling doo wop a doo. Chase car white black bomb bomb a Katie. Katietom spy a dingaling dead. All them thumbs down bomb bomb aircraft love scene.
\n\t Opening soon in a theater near you.<\/p>\n
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And Now, The News by Ed Coonce Katie and Tom. Tom and Katie. Katie Katie Katie. Fluffy vermin. Tom jackhammer justice riot flame. Katie. Tom. Katietom or maybe Tommykate. Fandango castle fans outstretched and breaking apart deadly. Tom. Fill \u2018er up, Katie. Katie, Katie. Tom Tom do the Tom Tom. Fill er up Katie. Doo wop a Tom Tom. Since […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[510],"class_list":["post-187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-archive","tag-tom-and-katie-story-of-the-century"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":540,"url":"https:\/\/reviewermag.com\/press\/2008\/11\/02\/sarah-palin-prank-phone-call\/","url_meta":{"origin":187,"position":0},"title":"Sarah Palin Prank Phone Call","author":"admin","date":"November 2, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"http:\/\/reviewermagazine.com\/nailin-palinNAILIN' PALIN(Full Version) - Sarah Palin Prank Phone Call - Sarah Palin Got Pranked If this is for real it's pretty sad and pathetic that her close staff wasn't able to vet the call beforehand. 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