{"id":14456,"date":"2017-07-10T16:50:29","date_gmt":"2017-07-10T23:50:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/reviewermag.com\/press\/?p=14456"},"modified":"2017-07-19T22:25:26","modified_gmt":"2017-07-20T05:25:26","slug":"14456","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/reviewermag.com\/press\/2017\/07\/10\/14456\/","title":{"rendered":"Random Update Central"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[Help Wanted]<\/p>\n<h1><strong><\/p>\n<h1>News Of The Moment<\/h1>\n<p><\/strong><\/h1>\n<p><figure id=\"attachment_14464\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-14464\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/reviewermag.com\/press\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/me-shorthair-600px.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-14464\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/reviewermag.com\/press\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/me-shorthair-600px-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"Me, feeling the breeze again.\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/reviewermag.com\/press\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/me-shorthair-600px.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/reviewermag.com\/press\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/me-shorthair-600px.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/reviewermag.com\/press\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/me-shorthair-600px.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-14464\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Me, feeling the breeze again.<\/figcaption><\/figure><br \/>\n<strong><\/p>\n<h1>What I&#8217;m Thinking Now, Just So You Know<\/h1>\n<p>by Reviewer Rob<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I have a laundry list of things I want to update for you here today but I&#8217;ll just start with my thighs are sore. Sore, sore, sore.<\/p>\n<p>I wanted to do some cardio pulmonary in a way that was other than on the treadmill so yesterday morning before working out at my gym I jogged around the lower parking lot four times. Turns out I needed that more than I thought because my lungs were burning afterwards and today my thighs feel like I ran a marathon. I&#8217;ll wait a couple of days for my quads to mend before doing it again. If that brief of a run was enough to feel it I have to invest more time in that regard. I used to run a six-minute mile no problemo, for reals.<\/p>\n<h1><strong>In other news<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p>I got a short haircut. I plan to go shorter too, like two fingers high on top, and military length on the sides and in back. I know I know &#8212; all my hair fans asked me not to do it and are PISSED. But this hot climate-change weather isn&#8217;t showing any sign of letting up and they&#8217;re not the one that has to wear this thick insulating layer of long fur covering their head. I&#8217;ve missed feeling the breeze on my scalp. Three and a half years is a long time to go without a haircut.<\/p>\n<h1><strong>Help Wanted<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p>This is probably something for Craigslist, but I&#8217;m looking for a video editor who lives or works close-by. No Indian Subcontinent subcontractors, please. I want a local tech pro. Must be proficient in Adobe Premier CC and other related apps. Must be fast. This is a paying gig. I don&#8217;t want an amateur. Email me at Rob@ReviewerTV.com.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Also, In Other News<\/strong>, looks like my schedule should be freeing up more now and you&#8217;ll be able to find me at least part of the time in the great and mighty city of Los Angeles, hopefully. I&#8217;ll be closer to the resources for Reviewer Magazine and Reviewer TV. So, as they say, you&#8217;ve got that going for you.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_14465\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-14465\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/reviewermag.com\/press\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/me-longhair-post-600px.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-14465\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/reviewermag.com\/press\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/me-longhair-post-600px.jpg?resize=600%2C801\" alt=\"Three years of hair growth that I was really glad to get rid of.\" width=\"600\" height=\"801\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/reviewermag.com\/press\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/me-longhair-post-600px.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/reviewermag.com\/press\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/me-longhair-post-600px.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-14465\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Three years of hair growth that I was really glad to get rid of.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Help Wanted] News Of The Moment What I&#8217;m Thinking Now, Just So You Know by Reviewer Rob I have a laundry list of things I want to update for you here today but I&#8217;ll just start with my thighs are sore. Sore, sore, sore. I wanted to do some cardio pulmonary in a way that was other than on the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":453,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[828,625],"tags":[1471,1472],"class_list":["post-14456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventure-central","category-update","tag-the-me-channel","tag-update"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":13747,"url":"https:\/\/reviewermag.com\/press\/2016\/07\/04\/wnbr-pdx-spokespan-stephen-upchurch\/","url_meta":{"origin":14456,"position":0},"title":"WNBR Pdx spokespan Stephen Upchurch","author":"Reviewer Rob","date":"July 4, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"[Reviewer TV] WNBR Pdx spokesperson Stephen Upchurch Another amazing Reviewer TV video interview by Reviewer Rob So I arrived at Mt. 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