{"id":13999,"date":"2016-11-01T12:32:01","date_gmt":"2016-11-01T19:32:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/reviewermag.com\/press\/?p=13999"},"modified":"2016-11-01T15:24:44","modified_gmt":"2016-11-01T22:24:44","slug":"food-review-the-acropolis-pdx","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/reviewermag.com\/press\/2016\/11\/01\/food-review-the-acropolis-pdx\/","title":{"rendered":"food review: The Acropolis, PDX"},"content":{"rendered":"

[Food Review]<\/p>\n

The Acropolis, Portland, Oregon<\/h1>\n

by Reviewer Rob<\/strong><\/p>\n

[Origninally posted on Instagram 10-30-16]<\/i><\/p>\n

Man, That was so RAD! I’m here in PDX for the weekend on super secret Reviewer business and was hungry for a big filling dinner so I stopped into this roadside steakhouse called the Acropolis because it looked cool and then it’s an amazing stealth strip joint DISGUISED as a restaurant. They not only have three big stages with a bevy of insanely hot naked strippers, they also have over five dozen beers on tap!!!<\/p>\n

The 8 ounce steak dinner (the waitress brought me a plate with what looked like TWO six ouncers on it, perfectly cooked) was only $7, so with the five buck door fee you’re only in for twelve before beers and tips. I spent more than that of course because I was wearing a t-shirt that referenced my hometown so I had to tip like a Shriner on Bangkok vacation. Worth it! Sometimes you go to a new place and it’s like okay that was interesting but I don’t really need to go back.;With this it’s more like where I’d like to not only return but I’d bring friends and buy lunch or dinner for people I want to really impress.<\/p>\n

And did I mention the girls here are FULLY NUDE insanely HOT AND LIKE TO GET REAL CLOSE AND NASTY?! WOOOOOOOOO ?!?!?!?!? !!!! @ # $<\/p>\n

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[Food Review] The Acropolis, Portland, Oregon by Reviewer Rob [Origninally posted on Instagram 10-30-16] Man, That was so RAD! I’m here in PDX for the weekend on super secret Reviewer business and was hungry for a big filling dinner so I stopped into this roadside steakhouse called the Acropolis because it looked cool and then it’s an amazing stealth strip […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":453,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[576],"tags":[1385],"class_list":["post-13999","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","tag-the-acropolis-food-review"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":20553,"url":"https:\/\/reviewermag.com\/press\/2025\/09\/20\/shareable-assets-from-my-substack-pdx-stripclub-review-post\/","url_meta":{"origin":13999,"position":0},"title":"Shareable assets from my Substack: PDX stripclub review post","author":"Reviewer Rob","date":"September 20, 2025","format":false,"excerpt":"[Nightlife] Casa Diablo strip club review Portland [I like my Substack for a few reasons but one of the big ones is it creates these images that are \"shareable assets\" for each post. 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