{"id":553,"date":"2008-11-30T10:02:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-30T10:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/docwiggly.wordpress.com\/2008\/11\/30\/book-review-the-holy-g-rail\/"},"modified":"2008-11-30T10:02:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-30T10:02:00","slug":"book-review-the-holy-g-rail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/reviewermag.com\/press\/2008\/11\/30\/book-review-the-holy-g-rail\/","title":{"rendered":"book review: The Holy G-Rail"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1><i>Holy G~Rail<\/i><\/p>\n<h1>\n<h3>by Michael Schuessler<\/h3>\n<p>Book review by Kim Acrylic<\/p>\n<h3>G-spot<br \/>\nR-relating<br \/>\nA-anatomy<br \/>\nI-intro<br \/>\nL-lovemaking<\/h3>\n<p>Michael Schuessler&#8217;s book was very informative, but lacked major originality. So I now know where the magic spot is for a man&#8230; or a woman. He uses his &#8220;art techniques&#8221; as well as relating the male and female body to bring forth intense orgasms. This 15-minute easy read is a bit pretentious. <i>The Holy G-Rail<\/i> is informative but sensually snobbish, using terms like &#8220;my lover&#8221; instead of girlfriend, etc., and signing the book with &#8220;changing the world one orgasm at a time.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><i>TheHoly G-Rail<\/i> strikes me as a guy who truly believes he can give every woman he&#8217;s with an orgasm because he knows some special &#8220;trick,&#8221; for example, &#8220;The key to communication is to verbalize and show what you are feeling&#8221; so he writes a book and makes us pay money to read what most of us already know! Simple writing, and I just didn&#8217;t find anything original about this book. But he sure knows his anatomy!<\/p>\n<p>This obviously informed author calls it a &#8220;precious chamber or vessel, which holds that spot within,&#8221; and tells the male readers &#8220;not to grab, no matter how hot or excited they are.&#8221; That&#8217;s about the only non-redundant thing in this book that impressed me. But I just don&#8217;t think this book is for regular, sexually active people. It&#8217;s more for first timers, a very good book for virgins.<\/p>\n<p>He uses words describing making one have an orgasm as a &#8220;quest&#8221; or &#8220;holy&#8221; as a term for the G-spot, and is often speaking to the reader as if he or she was only a beginner, or a child<\/p>\n<p>I also found some parts&#8230; well, cheesy such as &#8220;It matters not what your sex life is now. Your communication and excitement for each other will do nothing but grow,&#8221; and he calls it &#8220;precious chamber or vessel, which holds that spot within.&#8221; In the <i>Holy G~Rail<\/i>, Schuessler also often writes of finding a G-spot in the same clinical way a doctor might tell you.<\/p>\n<p>On a positive note, with good, detailed illustrations the &#8220;magic spot,&#8221; as he describes it, won&#8217;t be mysterious to you anymore.<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/theholyg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Holy G~Rail by Michael Schuessler Book review by Kim Acrylic G-spot R-relating A-anatomy I-intro L-lovemaking Michael Schuessler&#8217;s book was very informative, but lacked major originality. So I now know where the magic spot is for a man&#8230; or a woman. He uses his &#8220;art techniques&#8221; as well as relating the male and female body to bring forth intense orgasms. This [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[68],"class_list":["post-553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-archive","tag-book-review-the-holy-g-rail"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":479,"url":"http:\/\/reviewermag.com\/press\/2008\/05\/14\/the-holy-g-rail-ad\/","url_meta":{"origin":553,"position":0},"title":"The Holy G-rail (ad)","author":"admin","date":"May 14, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"http:\/\/www.reviewermagazine.com\/g-rail-book-ad.html Create Powerful Passion and Intimacy The Holy G-railA self-help, relationship, stamina, and confidence-building book, promoting POWERFUL ORGASMS ... \"I Love it because,\" \"It's simple,'' \"It totally works!\" -Playboys, Tiffany Granath- \"Michael is like the Christopher Columbus of the G-Spot\" -Sex with Emily's, Emily- \"He's an Orgasm Dealer\",\"It will change\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;archive&quot;","block_context":{"text":"archive","link":"http:\/\/reviewermag.com\/press\/category\/archive\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":490,"url":"http:\/\/reviewermag.com\/press\/2008\/07\/05\/the-erotic-writings-of-unobtainable-book-review\/","url_meta":{"origin":553,"position":1},"title":"The Erotic Writings of Unobtainable book review","author":"admin","date":"July 5, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"http:\/\/reviewermagazine.com\/unobtainable-book-review.html [book review]The Erotic Writings of UnobtainableBy Marilyn Campiz Publish America, Baltimore 2007Book review by Vikkee Payge In high school, my friends didn't like to show me their writing because I found all the little grammatical mistakes. 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