{"id":12335,"date":"2015-10-05T04:09:22","date_gmt":"2015-10-05T11:09:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/reviewermag.com\/press\/?p=12335"},"modified":"2015-12-11T02:55:44","modified_gmt":"2015-12-11T09:55:44","slug":"dual-show-reviews-jose-sinatra-and-faking-the-plunge-into-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/reviewermag.com\/press\/2015\/10\/05\/dual-show-reviews-jose-sinatra-and-faking-the-plunge-into-porn\/","title":{"rendered":"dual show reviews: Jose Sinatra, and Faking The Plunge Into Porn"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Jose Sinatra, and Faking The Plunge Into Porn<\/h1>\n

how did it all sink to this?<\/h3>\n

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Jose Sinatra at Ducky Waddles after the show during the start of his first ever Farewell Tour.<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/p>\n

by Bob Yunger<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jose Sinatra, real name Bill Richardson, age 62, began his act in 1982 and had reached local legend status by 1994 when he appeared in \u201cHitchhiker Joe\u201d, an awful Rugburns video, along with future music scene siren Jewel Kilcher.<\/p>\n

The Hose, as he is known, recently ceased smoking and drinking after life-changing heart trouble. He said it was  \u201c22 months ago \u2014 and life sucks!” Hose\u2019s humor lies in  highlighting the cheesy lounge entertainer ethos and lampooning the ego-covered schmaltz of a working nightclub personality, one who can\u2019t see how bad he is. The crowd loved it. Then he almost died.<\/p>\n

\u201dThey went in and burned off things,\u201d he said pointing at his groin area, referring to an emergency treatment two years ago for an irregular heartbeat. \u201c(In the hospital) they asked me, \u2018Did you drive here?\u2019 I said yes. They said, \u2018We\u2019ll get you an ambulance!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n

At one point during last Summer’s “First Annual Farewell Tour” show at Ducky Waddles’, Hose apologised to the bookstore crowd.<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019ve lost the ability to expel air all the way from my diaphragm,\u201d Jose said, despairing his lack of stamina and diminished vocal power.<\/p>\n

Now that Hose has begun what may be his death spiral the Elvis-comparison and real life irony is thick. It occurred to me that now might be the time to approach him to star in an adult video of light fetish where we have Hose spanking a female porn performer at a paysite I do as a side gig. It could be now or never since he needed to sink to the floor mid-song more than once and use bottled oxygen to get through his multimedia poetry\/spoken-word and song set at Ducky Waddles Bookstore in Leucadia.<\/p>\n

An entertainer could do worse than dying on stage after 33 years performing. Unless, that is, he dies on a porn set. So I looked for the right moment to pitch him the idea, before and then after the show at Ducky Waddles. Didn\u2019t happen though, because the crowd pressed in hard around him at all times, or the mood wasn\u2019t right. I might try again at the \u201cOB-o-ke\u201d karaoke nights at Winston\u2019s in Ocean Beach where Hose hosts every Sunday. Thank you and goodnight!<\/p>\n


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Getting that Ass Fix. Video frame grab from SlutCult.com<\/em>. Notice, if you will, how RED the skin of Felicia’s juicy ASS is from being SPANKED. Hose is up to this I think. Story and behind-the-scenes porn set and bookstore appearance photos by ReviewerPhoto.com. For the real thing go to slutcult.com<\/a> (18 and older only, def NSFW). Ladies looking for extra CA$H or who want the moist and delicate thrill of appearing online with the Hose can email me@kinkwork.com. As always, everyone must have proof of age with a valid i.d..<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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