{"id":10721,"date":"2014-10-06T20:45:55","date_gmt":"2014-10-07T03:45:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/reviewermag.com\/press\/?p=10721"},"modified":"2014-10-06T21:45:25","modified_gmt":"2014-10-07T04:45:25","slug":"lev-six-the-marijuana-apologist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/reviewermag.com\/press\/2014\/10\/06\/lev-six-the-marijuana-apologist\/","title":{"rendered":"Lev Six The Marijuana Apologist"},"content":{"rendered":"

[Cannabis Reviewer]<\/i><\/p>\n

Lev Six The Marijuana Apologist Rides the Train To See Doctor Anti-Weed<\/h1>\n
\"Lev<\/a>
On The Ride Over:<\/b> “This lady passed out drunk on the trolley on my way to the doctor. My only act of compassion is to not film how funny it is. I am with her and six rent-a-cops. She is resisting arrest so hard as I type this. Hahahah.”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Lev, dialog after riding the train to the doctor’s office:<\/h2>\n

by Lev Six<\/strong><\/p>\n

When I am seeking medical treatment and a neocon starts espousing useless lies to me, I will go off every fucking time! Yes, I have a disorder; I am allergic to idiots. Watch, she is going to refuse to have me as her patient on the next visit and assign me to another doctor. U mad, bro?<\/p>\n

Doctor:<\/strong> Do you smoke marijuana?<\/p>\n

Me:<\/strong> Yes, it is my medicine.<\/p>\n

Doctor<\/strong> [angrily]:<\/strong> It is still illegal.<\/p>\n

Me:<\/strong> So is collecting rainwater in some parts of the country.<\/p>\n

Doctor<\/strong> [frustrated]:<\/strong> I guess there is no chance I can talk you out of your addiction?<\/p>\n

Me:<\/strong> Zero.<\/p>\n

Doctor:<\/strong> It can impair the motivational centers in your brain. It will kill all of your motivation eventually\u2026<\/p>\n

Me:<\/strong> I spent 2 hours on the bus and trolley to get to your location on the fringes of El Cajon.<\/p>\n

Doctor:<\/strong> It can hamper your cognitive abilities. How long have you been smoking?<\/p>\n

I was biting my lip and trying not to laugh, I couldn\u2019t believe the bullshit she was feeding me.<\/em><\/p>\n

Me:<\/strong> 25 years. You\u2019re still trying to talk me out of smoking, by the way, even though I said you can\u2019t.<\/p>\n

The doctor began typing, red-faced and angry. She remained silent, whaling away at her keyboard for 2 minutes.<\/em><\/p>\n

Me:<\/strong> I bet I can type faster than you when I am high.<\/p>\n

The doctor kept typing, presumably diagnosing me with some variety of mental disorder.<\/em><\/p>\n

Me:<\/strong> I can write better than you when I am high, too.<\/p>\n

I lost it and started laughing.<\/em><\/p>\n

Doctor:<\/strong> Okay, next question\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

[Cannabis Reviewer] Lev Six The Marijuana Apologist Rides the Train To See Doctor Anti-Weed Lev, dialog after riding the train to the doctor’s office: by Lev Six When I am seeking medical treatment and a neocon starts espousing useless lies to me, I will go off every fucking time! Yes, I have a disorder; I am allergic to idiots. Watch, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":453,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[796,747,578,730,579,613,625],"tags":[1116,781,975],"class_list":["post-10721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cannabis","category-living-by-the-sword","category-news-commentary","category-opinion","category-reflected-news","category-san-diego","category-update","tag-cannabis","tag-lev-six","tag-marijuana"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":9042,"url":"http:\/\/reviewermag.com\/press\/2013\/06\/22\/the-world-according-to-lev-six-snowden-charged\/","url_meta":{"origin":10721,"position":0},"title":"The World According To Lev Six: Snowden Charged","author":"Reviewer Rob","date":"June 22, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"[Opinion]Espionage Charges Filed Against The Booz Allen Hamilton TraitorTweetThe Other Shoe Drops For Edward SnowdenBy Lev Six Fuck yeah, America! 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